rosie is going to stay in london with me for 2 days AHHHH YISSSSS
step aside elizabeth- there are about to be some new queens in town~~
amber is my close cousin and lindsay is my cool aunt and kevin is my sexually confused step brother and lauren is my friendly neighbour and tayler is my disappointed older sister
no jordy i’m not mad i’m disappointed in you
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ABORT ABORT
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girl we in tha tub girl we in tha
we got mad tubs
in tha tub
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when i was in first grade i sang ‘journey to the past’ from anastasia for the talent show and mid performance this kid shouted ‘FAGGOT’ and so i ripped off my weave, set it on fire, called upon a thousand bats to carry my nimble bones to him and ripped out his throat with my bare teeth everyone stood up in applause and i was in ecstasy
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“Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a health problem of any kind? It’s because they’re fat. A fat person is single? Well, duh. Fat. They deserve it. A fat person is poor? That’s not surprising-obviously they have bad judgment and no impulse control! Because why would a smart person choose to be fat? If a fat person goes to a restaurant and sits on a broken chair and the chair collapses under them, it’s because they’re fat. But if a thin person sits on the same broken chair and the chair collapses under them, it’s because they sat on a broken chair.” —
Lindy West, Being Mean To Fat People is Pointless: A Good Old Fashioned Plea for Civility
Negative experience = because of your fat
Positive experience = in spite of your fat
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i love when you get a sudden burst of facebook notifications that say “the conceited idiot girl you used to be best friends with has liked your photo” and then you look at which ones and they’re all pictures of her because she looks at pictures of herself on facebook in her spare time when she’s not off doing something quirky and hip
brad’s talking about me
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i’ve been expecting you
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