May 2012
rosie is going to stay in london with me for 2 days AHHHH YISSSSS step aside elizabeth- there are about to be some new queens in town~~
jordyfrances:
amber is my close cousin and lindsay is my cool aunt and kevin is my sexually confused step brother and lauren is my friendly neighbour and tayler is my disappointed older sister
no jordy i’m not mad i’m disappointed in you
princenebulas:
when i was in first grade i sang ‘journey to the past’ from anastasia for the talent show and mid performance this kid shouted ‘FAGGOT’ and so i ripped off my weave, set it on fire, called upon a thousand bats to carry my nimble bones to him and ripped out his throat with my bare teeth everyone stood up in applause and i was in ecstasy
“Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a...”
– Lindy West, Being Mean To Fat People is Pointless: A Good Old Fashioned Plea for Civility
Negative experience = because of your fat
Positive experience = in spite of your fat
(via lapocketrocket)
bardley:
i love when you get a sudden burst of facebook notifications that say “the conceited idiot girl you used to be best friends with has liked your photo” and then you look at which ones and they’re all pictures of her because she looks at pictures of herself on facebook in her spare time when she’s not off doing something quirky and hip
brad’s talking about me ;;;;)
Watchcoldandpale:
a video in which i perform the sacred ritual called “kevin’s mom”
arlingtondr:
h0mmeboy:
someone please fall in love with me in new york and then actively prevent me from going back home to texas
be right there
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
I will only ever be happy if I am called either Leslie or 2% milk
“I know at this point many of you are expecting me to go after my likely...”
– Some of PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’s choice lines from last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. (via the New York Daily News)
The correspondence dinner is always the best thing.
spybook:
I feel like if I ever got a boyfriend I’d have no idea what to do with it and leave it outside.
ility:
the world can’t end in 2012 karl lagerfeld has already designed chanel cruise 2013
VOGUE: Stomping Ground: Agyness Deyn Collaborates... →
vogue:
by Esther Adams
Photographed by Robert Fairer The apparel and accessories collection with a neo-grunge feel that Agyness Deyn has turned out for her inaugural collaboration with Dr. Martens (which she unveiled in London yesterday and goes on sale this August), reads like a list of…
Velvet platform creepers? Aggy, you are my hero.
i love me
andy—whorehol:
one day lindsay, kevin, amber, tayler, rosie, lauren, jordy and i will all be put in the same room. it will happen and the entire building will blow up because it won’t be able to handle all the fabulous.
