February 2012
Did the oscars actually just play a clip of Forest Gump then Titanic then TWILIGHT????? MY MOTHER AND I ARE SCREAMING WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS MOVIE IS NOT AN AMERICAN CLASSIC
barbershopsong:
Of course I hope Woody Allen wins best director for Midnight In Paris but I’d love to see him actually show up and make a speech for once in his life. Unfortunately since he is constantly making films he doesn’t have time.
ketaminekid:
embarrassing myself on the internet as performance art
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
canadian boys: sorry
“Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It’s...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Watchthe volume on my computer omg i just FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND BRAD WATCHED
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Watchturboslime:
i dont know if anybody else remembers the 90s but.wmv
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coldandpale asked: fuq dem hoes dey dun eben duserve u fuq dem imma buy u sum queso
nomoreboringart:
“Do the dancing elephants of India dance naturally, are they born with the instinct to dance, or are they trained to dance?” “They’re not born that way, they are trained to dance. However, oddly enough, there have been many reports of the elephants, after years, after they’ve been trained - people will come across them in clearings in the jungle at night, with nobody around,...
